May 8, 2012

Jose Canseco

If you are on twitter, you must follow @JoseCanseco !

Jose's years of doing roids have clearly caught up to him as he is completely coked out and says the craziest stuff.

Here are just a few samples of the gems Canseco has tweeted:

@JoseCanseco : Are you pimp or limp

@JoseCanseco:  I actually died over night and came back to life now I am a vampire and you are my apprentice

@JoseCanseco:  I am on the toilet thinking about writing a third book.

@JoseCanseco:  I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers

@JoseCanseco:  Roses r red violets r blue my x is a pot head and so is her boo








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